helen finally started pulling her weight around here and bought us all a house.
check out this spooky bride !!!!
two years zero divorces
happy birthday to my pho-rever lunch companion haw haw haw good one kate
we love weddings !!!
i'm terrified of heights but that never stops me from hitting tourist attractions i know i'll hate !!!!
mike says i "don't look very metal" which is both mean and objectively false.
a lady said helen had "teeth like a human" and i will never be the same.
alana's in town !
being 32 means every season is wedding season
we're not worthy
hello we live in california
we love 2 cruise
scooped this off-brand pug five years ago today and she's held up pretty good
can i monetize my instagram now?
two lumberjacks headed to the big city !!
da fuq ?