I was having a great day until I started watching Left Behind. This is truly a horrible movie. I blame my local barista.
Starting the day right with "a pastry thing" that's the size of a small child. Chur @bencinocafe!
Sinkin Snorlax tinnies in the sun! Fukn yewwwwwwww. This tastes like an ibis looks.
The most Extreme and Secure bunch of agents you'll ever see.
Here are my upcoming gigs, a picture of a microphone and a fact about a band called "Ross from Friends" because David Schwimmer* seems like a dick. You can book tickets for Crazy Funny Asians here at www.iwannaticket.com.au and search "Crazy Funny Asians" These tickets are $15 and feature 5 comics. For 10 Comedians, go to www.Sydneyfringecomedy.com and search for "10 Comedians" These tickets are $25 and feature 10 comics. Your call chum. Hope to see you at something or not. What evs. *For his character in "Band of Brothers" I really don't think he had to extend himself too much. I really think he'd be a shit guy. Apparently Chandler is worse. Discuss below.
I call this "The many faces of travel" You are my muse @amelia.georgis
When you find Purple Rain for your Wife as an anniversary gift and buy yourself the Guardians soundtrack too cos she would have wanted you to have it. Happy 9 years Ris! Hope we keep breaking* records together. *Not these ones, I like them.