Trying to live my best life after falling out of the kayak. More than once. I’m not allowed nice things.
HBD to my favorite sister. Honestly after you turn 21, nobody keeps track of your age anymore but hope you have a great 23rd birthday. I also will be sharing the same beach wedding photo of you until you’re no longer celebrating birthdays, you’re welcome. 💙🎉🎊🍾
Thank you so very much to the complete stranger that just came right up to @tournesolauren and I and randomly handed us her great seat tickets last night. I’m so glad I’m no longer that person that shows zero excitement on my face whatsoever when seeing my favorite bands and don’t care about anything and legit just go fucking crazy. People notice that. And sometimes you get things out of it. 🎉🤙🏽
Literally disregard my disgusting AF face here post-show. But this is the only selfie @joserios3rd and I have because we had too much fun to remember to take one during. Y’all can put this one in the record books: my brother has only gone to rap shows his whole life and tonight he went to his very first rock show and saw @paramore for the very first time and is now a #parawhore for life. Watching you completely gush over the show and the atmosphere and the music made my liiife. I’m SO glad you had THE best time and danced and screamed your ass off to songs that I never knew you enjoyed. This was hands down the best moment of my life. Can’t wait to do it again and again. #parahoy2020sgonnajustbeallmypeople
Happy Father’s Day to the absolute greatest dad there ever was. Love you, miss you every single day. 💙
My sister shared this a while ago. But our dad sent an email to her once during softball season. I think it was the only thing other than downloading illegal music with me that he knew how to do on the computer. It’s my favorite thing in the world I have of him. This is exactly who he was. 💙
In honor of Fathers Day weekend I just wanted to take a minute to thank the best dad in the world for being an even better coach to his children over the years. I’m so glad those years dedicating myself to the field has made me the best sports player today. Oh wait, no. That’s my brother. And then there’s me. MLB here I come 👏🏽🙌🏽👌🏽 #themsandalstho #thatstance #idkwhatimdoing #myarmshurt
I was supposed to be a September baby. But I guess June is fine too 🙌🏽🎁🎉
Small lap dogs only.
We came for the free stuff. 😁