When you’re working late and your computer freezes trying to save a massive excel file so you take a selfie because that led glow is hitting your t-zone grease juuust right. Just me? Cool.
Sparkling rosé for my favorite redhead, Denver sure is lucky to have ya @marissamaej.
TFW you’re uncomfortable celebrating the fourth so you spend the morning donating to your favorite charities and the rest of the day drinking wine. Ya feel?
Year ✌🏻with The Dude. Because we’re an old married couple now, I figured I’d post an accurate photo of what we look like on the couch listening to records and having v important discussions about life. Also, swipe to see how we’ll be celebrating our second anniversary and who can take a tequila shot like a champ. 📷 @kellyboitanophoto
Give me sunshine, wine and flowers & I’m good to go. WiFi would be great too, but I don’t want to be too greedy.
It’s my one year bene-versary! It’s hard to believe its been 365 days since I was told “baptism by fire” on my first day. I’ve traveled here, there, everywhere and expanded my makeup & costume collection along the way but those aren’t the real perks of the job. The real perk is getting to work with a kickass team of women (and a few dudes) who make every day fun, exciting and challenging. Internet cheers to everyone I’ve been lucky enough to work for/with at @benefitcosmetics this past year, you’re the fucking coolest and make me want to dig deep & try harder every damn day. #lifeatbenefit (I ran out of tags bc there’s wayyy to many of us but you know who you are & you’re important to my work life journey kthnxbai)
I’m almost certain I brought summer back to the Bay after that upstate New York trip. But I have wine and a fan so we cool.
This sly smile brought to you by today’s much needed @benefitcosmetics brow appointment. Honestly, still surprised 23andme didn’t link me as a direct descendant of Groucho Marx & Frida Kahlo.
PSA: tomorrow is my religion’s holiday. Please be respectful and make appropriate accommodations for me. In vino we pray. Cheers.
Love you the most
Monday night wine down.
So candid. Much Instagram. Very unedited. WOW.
File Under: would rather be doing
Looking at old hair photos like should I get bangs, chop my hair or buy more dry shampoo and do that lazy half up half down bun thing & focus on real life questions like what’s wrong with Kanye?