When your gay husband @charlierags gives you a housewarming gift and reaches out to another friend @stacekneeland to create THE PERFECT HOUSE SIGN, the result is amazing! Thank you to the both of you! Our Pineapple Ranch sign perches in our kitchen and reminds us that, when things get rough, there’s alway prescription medication! #housewarming #stacyssigns #perfectgift #pineappleranch @vanessaspollock and @denisepayne9 totally understand!
I’m a mere 48 hours away from vacation. Which means I should start taking pictures of my feet by water as proof. I will take a daily “feet on vacation” pic, internet! To kick things off, let’s start with my feet getting stuck in a hammock, enhanced with my own personal filter “pasty white Irish skin.” Its awesome! It adds blue veins to every shot! #vacation #feet #feetonvacation #feetbywater
Pure trash, that girl.
While the rest of you are posting pictures of your feet buy a water source, mine are here @standupny for the 8pm show. Put on some proper footwear dammit. Why are feet the new food on here?! #footpictures #standup #standupny #standupcomedy #iwilltakefullycoveredshoefootpicturesinrandomplacesfromhereonout