A bank financial analyst, tech entrepreneur and music nerd point their compass towards Las Vegas for 72 hours. As the clock ticks, are they there to rob a casino/bank? No, that’s too easy(they’re too nice). Count cards? No, they’ve been there done that (there’s 52). This is more than that (its really not). They were there to test their alcoholic tolerance that they had spent years building up. The end result? These dumbass’ did a tequila shot with a scorpion inside of it and only have a few pics and a short quote to reveal the inside scoop of their journey... “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, including our money.” Chris got to meet up with his half sister too! He was stoked about it. -The End #LasVegas #VivaLasVegas
#tbt To when I was a stripper. Would I consider myself a world class exotic dancer? Sure, some would say so. Every time I’d hit the pole, a fire would spark around me. It wasn’t about the money, it was about living life to the max. Showing the world my talents. My stripper name you may be thinking? It was Chris “The Hammer” Helm. I didn’t do much nailing though, I was a classy blonde. Look at that face.. I enjoyed it. #stripperlife *edit- nevermind, wrong pic. This was a 10mile #ToughMudder . 😳
Europe shenanigans! It was great to cross the seas without an M4 gun between my legs. Saw lots of great architecture, visited a couple American cemeteries in France that hold the remains of over 10,000 American soldiers from WW2 (still shocking) and then we explored Barcelona! The food was so incredible that I can’t even begin to explain it. Lots of cool things that I won’t bore you with but I recommend traveling there if you get a chance. @pauline_wlk is going to have to come to my stomping grounds next time. 🌽 Iowa #Paris #Barcelona
Completed 10 years in the military today. Officially out. Officially thankful. Officially done. Time to focus all my energy on some other things I’d like to do..
Classic music video X Classy girl X Classic bar pic X Classic memories.